1. Take heed: you do not find what you do not seek.
2. Always do what you are afraid to do.
3. If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
4. I listened, observed and experienced. There is no better teacher than life.
5. The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
6. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.
7. Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
8. Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
9. Smooth roads never make good drivers. Smooth sea never makes good sailors. Clear skies
never make good pilots. Problem free life never makes a strong person. Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life. Don't ask life, 'Why me?'. Instead say, "Try me!".
10. A Conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.
11. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
12. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
13. Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.
14. You must either modify your dreams or magnify your skills.
15. You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.
16. Real success comes in small portions day by day. You need to take pleasure in life's daily little treasures. It is the most important thing in measuring success.
17. Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.
18. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
19. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.
20. Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.
21. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
22. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
23. Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
24. Defeat is not when you fall down........it’s when you refuse to get up!
25. Three things cannot be long hidden, the sun, the moon, and the truth.
26. The Brightest Future will always be based on a Forgotten Past, You can’t go forward in life
until you let go of your past Feelings.
27. The respect you earn is no lesser or greater than your own self-respect. Therefore, respect yourself and God and the world will respect you.
28. Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
29. Let us not try to be the best or worst of others, but let us make the effort to be the best of ourselves.
30. A fortunate soul realizes that the path to happiness cannot be walked in someone else's shoes. Your happiness fits you alone.
31. A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart........
And can sing it back to you if you have forgotten the words
32 . Work for a cause not for applause.
32. Just go And achieve what u like, otherwise u will be forced to like what u have achieved.
33. The power of imagination makes us infinite.
34. Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
35. Hope is the dream of the waking man.
36. Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
37. Half the people you know are below average.
38. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
39. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
40. If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
41. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
42. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
Cheese.
43. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
44. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
45. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
46. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
Overlooked something.
47. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
48. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
49. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
50. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
51. I intend to live forever......so far, so good.
52. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
53. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
54. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
55. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made
your horn louder."
56. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
57. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
58. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
59. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
60. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
bread.
61. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
62. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
63. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
up.
64. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to
be on it.
65. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
66. If your car could travel at the speed Of light, would your headlights work?
67. Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong
enough to let go.
68. The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have
69. The jealous are troublesome to others, but torment to themselves
70. Luck is a word devoid of sense. Nothing can exist without a cause
71. Character, not circumstance, makes the person
72. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
73. If wealth is lost, nothing is lost. If health is lost, something is lost. If character is lost, all is
lost.
74. God is real, unless declared integer
75. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
76. Death is hereditary.
77. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
78. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
79. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
80. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
81. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
82. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
83. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
84. Well done is better than well said.
85. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
86. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
87. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
88. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
89. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
90. Don't let someone become a priority in your life... when you are just an option for them...
91. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
92. The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
93. First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
94. When the wine is in, the wit is out.
95. What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
96. Drunkenness is temporary suicide
97. I drink to forget I drink.
98. Don’t drink and drive, you may hit a bump and spill your drink.
99. Drinking is a way of ending the day.
100. A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
101. Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.
102. Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?
103. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
104. If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution
105. The energy required to release a software project is inversely proportional to the time
before a scheduled release
106. When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you...
When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.
107. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and you find out you still
care for that person.
108. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
109. The road to success is always under construction.
110. An error becomes a mistake when u refuses to correct it.
